(( random headcanon for this dave

hes given up wearing shades for a while ))

#headcanon

(Source: greasemonkeyy)

#porn

(Source: shaggerswagger)

#porn

heirofpranks:

aren’t you lucky.

well you aren’t taking the plane right to my house, so you might need to drive here at some point.

last time i checked the legal driving age was 16.

but w/e i’ll send you the address.

i have a permit and can pass for a sixteen year old

and yeah i got the address now i just have to borrow a car can you borrow a car here is that a thing

via heirofpranks (originally heirofpranks)

#heirofpranks

crabby-applemoved
I was just. You know checking nothing else had happened. Soho how has your day been?

i p much just woke up a few hours ago so nothing happened

oumriel
oh my god stop it

what

crabby-applemoved
Oh because of the heartbreak thing

nah its been that way for a while so no

heirofpranks replied to your post: butts
what a post this is.

thank

crabby-applemoved
You okay Dave?

yeah what???

davidstrider:

that-dave-strider:

davidstrider:

that-dave-strider:

someone call 1 800 heartbreak

hello you have reached 1 800 heartbreak your assistant this evening is me i am proficient in the provision of psychological spiritual financial and sociosexual aid how may i help you

tell me please how do i mend this broken soul of mine its so cold and empty and sad without love i miss that warm fuzzy feeling i always get in my chest and feel as though i should be saying oh that hit me right in the kokoro

have you tried alcohol

im deeply offended by this suggestion

slimeghostboy:

thecoolkidstrider:

most-awkward-moments:

A blog for your entertainment.

quick someone draw dave with 4 popped collars

oh god no.

oh god yes

(Source: eduardosepulveda)

davidstrider:

that-dave-strider:

someone call 1 800 heartbreak

hello you have reached 1 800 heartbreak your assistant this evening is me i am proficient in the provision of psychological spiritual financial and sociosexual aid how may i help you

tell me please how do i mend this broken soul of mine its so cold and empty and sad without love i miss that warm fuzzy feeling i always get in my chest and feel as though i should be saying oh that hit me right in the kokoro

#then i promptly go into cardiac arrest

someone call 1 800 heartbreak

#sos